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murphyz Thy mother's name is ominous to children
Joined: 16 Sep 2003 Posts: 46
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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There was a young chap called murphyz
who...aw crap.
WTF rhymes with my name?
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Stretham Forum Hardass
Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 25218 Location: Here, there, somewhere, everywhere
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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Fear not. Help is at hand...
murphyz wrote: | There was a young chap called murphyz |
Whose dog had a bad case of cur fleas
When asked by a vet
Are these from your pet?
Said yes could you get rid of them purleeze?
Stretham _________________ Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy?
I don't know and I don't care! |
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murphyz Thy mother's name is ominous to children
Joined: 16 Sep 2003 Posts: 46
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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Hee.
I see you pronounce me murph-ees and I pronounce me murph-is
Mxx |
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chi xi sigma Soft and dull eyed fool
Joined: 16 Sep 2003 Posts: 3 Location: travelling beyond the earth's atmosphere
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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hola all!
Sir Chi is here for the party...! _________________ And, lo, a …GREAT MULTITUDE…, which no man could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before puzzletome; And cried with a loud voice, saying, here lies frustration, toil and glory, enjoy...! |
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chi xi sigma Soft and dull eyed fool
Joined: 16 Sep 2003 Posts: 3 Location: travelling beyond the earth's atmosphere
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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at last arrives Sir Chi
his brain he intends to apply
so enjoy while you can
this merry, '2-sherries' man
he'll be gone in the blink of an eye
_________________ And, lo, a …GREAT MULTITUDE…, which no man could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before puzzletome; And cried with a loud voice, saying, here lies frustration, toil and glory, enjoy...! |
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Kae Soft and dull eyed fool
Joined: 17 Sep 2003 Posts: 1
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 2:35 am Post subject: |
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*wanders in and grabs a beer from Stretham*
Thanks! |
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Stretham Forum Hardass
Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 25218 Location: Here, there, somewhere, everywhere
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:17 am Post subject: |
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Kae and chi have joined this time
(If said right their names will rhyme)
But if I do too many verses
I'll run out of ideas (curses)
Stretham _________________ Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy?
I don't know and I don't care! |
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FalconNL Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat
Joined: 17 Sep 2003 Posts: 60 Location: Holland
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:00 am Post subject: |
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The third songbird to have landed,
just in case RP gets stranded.
Competitors better get nervous,
here's FalconNL at your service. _________________ Never give up, keep on playing
Visit www.hadtoplayon.com
The Evolution is coming! |
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Stretham Forum Hardass
Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 25218 Location: Here, there, somewhere, everywhere
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:16 am Post subject: |
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Surely falcons aren't quite songbirds?
Those I know are birds of prey
Think I'll need to have some strong words
FalconNL what d'you say?
Stretham _________________ Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy?
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loopy Pernicious and indubitate beggar
Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 371
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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It took me a while - it wasn't quite clear,
But a quick glance backwards, confirmed my worst fear -
From whence I did come, and whence I did roam,
I was the only one who did not get a poem
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Titanium22 your chamber lye breeds fleas
Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 12253
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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loopy wrote: | I was the only one who did not get a poem |
If Loopy was a name to rhyme
We'd write a poem in no time.
But Loopy's hard
For any bard
So tough bloody luck...!!
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caverider Thy mother's name is ominous to children
Joined: 16 Sep 2003 Posts: 32
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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there once was a champ called loopy
who was feeling rather droopy
"i couldn't find a rhyme
for this daft name of mine
but Cave's saved the day for me Whoopee!!" |
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Stretham Forum Hardass
Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 25218 Location: Here, there, somewhere, everywhere
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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Loopy, though this rhyme's quite tame
You know we love you all the same
(You see it's easier to stick
Names at line starts - I'm not thick)
Stretham _________________ Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy?
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Beorn Soft and dull eyed fool
Joined: 17 Sep 2003 Posts: 1
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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Hello all, nice site.
I am about to go on vacation until next Thursday, but I thought I would stop in (having finally checked my e-mail Stretham ) to check it out! |
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Tah O ho monster
Joined: 16 Sep 2003 Posts: 10 Location: I currently have no location
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 3:47 am Post subject: |
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Beorn, Beorn, bo Beorn,
Banana, fanana, fo Feorn,
Me, my, mo, Meorn.
Beorn!
Err...does that count as a poem? _________________ A "J" quickly followed by illegible lines and squiggles |
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